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Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown
KeshaYouspinmyheadrightroundswayround
Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown
FloHey
Walkoutthehousewithmyswagger
HopinwhichwithgirlIgotplacestogo
Peopletoseeanother
Ilookatmycrowdbecausetheyoutofcontrol
JustlikemymindwhereImgoing
yeswomenyesshortiesnonothingsometimesclothes
ohnostoppinnowmyparoleesonrole
Ilikemyjewelrythatsalwaysongold
Iknowthestormiscoming
Mypocketskeeptellingmeitsgonnashower
Callupmyhomiesitsonbutpoppintonight
Thenpopinthenightcuzitsmeanttobeours
Wekeepafadeawayshotcuzweballing
Itsplatinumpatronthatbeours
LilmamaIoweyoujustlikebeginningflowers
Girlyoutodrinkwithallwhetherwellpowerclubs
Youspinmyheadrightthirdbackround
Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown
Youspinmyheadrightroundwayround
Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown
FromthetopoflatterpoleIwatchhergodown
Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround
Aintnothinmoreromantictobefound
Itsgoindowndown
FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown
Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround
Aintnothinmorecharmingtobefound
Itsgoindowndown
Hey
ShawtymustknowImnotplayin
Mymoneyloveherlikeanumbaonefan
Dontlookatmymouthlethertalktomyfans
MyBenjaminFranklin
AcoupleofgrandsIgotrubberbands
Mypaperplanesmahanadance
Getdirtyallnightwhichspartofmything
Keepbuildingcastlesthatsmadeoutofsand
Sheswonderfullatterfireblazing
HotterthanGirlwontyoumovealilcloser
Timetogetpaiditscumulativewage
thoughbodybelongonaposter
Iminadazethatbottomiswavinatme
LikedamnitIknowyou
Youwannashowlikeagunoutofholster
TellmewhateverbecauseIllbeyourroper
Youspinmyheadrighthalfleftround
Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown
Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround
Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown
FromthetopofourpoleIwatchhergodown
Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround
Aintnothinmorebeautifultobefound
Itsgoindowndown
FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown
Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround
Aintnothingmorecharmingtobefound
ItsgoindowndownImfeelinmymoneyImoutofcontrol
SomebodyhelpmeShestakinmybankroll
sometimesImkinggolfanotherclubAndImwearinthecrown
PoppintheirbottlesTouchinsomemodels
Watchintheyassesgodowndown
Youspinmyheadrightroundrightround
Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown
Youspinmyheadrightstraightstopsround
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Youspinmyheadrightstraightleftround
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几大桌子的宾(🗯)客正吃几顿的(💷)兴奋突然之间(🚲)靠院墙的(de )几桌(zhuō )客人一(yī )阵(zhèn )大乱
大家闷(🔶)哼看过来原来是是院墙隔(😵)壁有一些邪秽(🏫)的东西不(bú )时(😽)飞(🚯)过来
酒菜不能不(🥌)能再吃一些宾(🕠)客的(de )衣(🚅)服也沾(zhān )了脏(zāng )很多人(♉)都气的(🚝)怒骂
做为主(📳)人的二(🏮)舅(jiù(🍟) )也就(📵)(jiù )肯定不能不闻不(bú(⛸) )问
他(📏)跟宾(bīn )客(🎌)们(men )道了(🧔)几(jǐ )句歉就(♉)(jiù )拿(ná )梯子爬到院墙和邻居对(duì )骂
王桂英(🛠)我XXXXX你平时跟我(wǒ )瞎折(shé )腾我(📌)也就(jiù(🍽) )忍(🎍)了(🌯)(le )今天你去(📲)见这样多人跟我较劲我非(🅿)撕烂你的(de )嘴(🔏)巴(🙇)不(🤣)可二舅(jiù )站在(🤣)梯子气极败坏的骂(mà(🆙) )道
吴(🚏)明宏你有胆子就再试(🎢)试你一(🐅)天不把事情能解决(⭕)好老娘就(🤝)一天不放你对面传他(🥫)们来了一(🎨)个(🚘)(gè )妇(🎹)女的骂声
二舅家农村的房(fáng )子是挨得很近隔壁建的
以前房(😻)子一样高(🖱)下雨天各(gè )家屋上的(de )雨水向着瓦片淌(🏎)入各家院里(lǐ(➕) )
可(kě )二舅拆了旧房起新(xīn )房(fáng )新房比隔(🕎)壁的房子高了(🎖)半米角上的(de )雨(🏼)水就往隔壁屋(🛩)顶(dǐng )上(🍇)流肯定也(🤮)就(jiù )进了他家(jiā(🍇) )的院子
不过这也并非有什(shí )么(🕟)大事
流到院(🧥)(yuàn )子里院子里的确就(🍰)有排水(💒)沟能有什么东(dōng )西影响呢
不过王桂英不这样想
原(yuán )来大家大(dà )都庄稼(👗)人靠天收成经济条件不多邻里关(guān )系也美满和谐(😁)
可二舅这几年地里(🤸)活不(🕵)忙(máng )就去城里打零工挣的(🌌)钱盖(gà(🚲)i )了这几间(jiān )新瓦房
些农(📭)村(💴)人就有(⏪)这个红眼病见岂能别(🌻)人比自己(jǐ )过的好尤其是以前都觉得不如你(🍭)自己的
王桂(guì )英就(🎏)一直看不起二舅
王桂英(yīng )的(de )男(💛)人叫(🦐)陈四(🚪)虎
名字里面只不(bú )过有个(gè )虎字(zì )但(🎏)是是只(zhī )病(🥍)猫(👳)
陈四虎老实的三棍子打不出(chū(⬛) )个(🎁)屁来
他怕事(🍄)平时家里的(💥)事全是王桂(🎢)英撑腰
今天(〽)二舅(🏝)摆(🧛)上梁酒王桂英不知好歹(dǎ(🌕)i )找碴陈四(😮)虎就躲在屋(🦏)里(lǐ )不出头
陈四虎你(🤹)出不出来管一管(guǎn )你如果这样再不论别怪我一点(diǎn )也(👔)不客(🕋)气了王桂英骂的(🕉)真的很难听(📊)手中还不时(shí )的铲着(🥁)鸡(jī )粪猪粪(🍊)往(👙)院(yuà(🦃)n )子这边甩二舅实在是忍(👇)无(🐛)可忍的道(dà(🐯)o )
爹(🆘)你跟他啰唆什么呢东(🐝)西啊大表(🚄)哥(🍐)的确(què )对二舅实(shí(🔥) )在(♒)是太温和的处(chù )理不满
大表(🚕)哥拿板凳攀过了院墙可以打开了(🥉)隔壁的大门
早(🎐)(zǎ(🔭)o )守(㊙)(shǒu )在门(🕘)(mén )口的二(🍯)(èr )表哥带(🕉)着兴奋(fèn )几个(gè )堂(táng )兄弟一拥而上夺(duó )过王(wáng )桂英手(🍿)中的铁锹(🍊)出(🛂)来是一(🐥)顿(dùn )打
幸好村里(lǐ )几个(🍗)干部(🦋)也几人就(😓)把(bǎ )众(zhò(🏝)ng )人给(gěi )抽开了
王(wá(🌋)ng )桂英说要可以(yǐ )报(👩)(bào )警村书记许红星(xī(🥨)ng )嘲弄道王桂英你(nǐ )有脸打(🥡)110人(🏬)家摆酒席你泼屎打了(🛏)你又是(shì(💫) )活该(👆)倒霉(🥛)你今(🦗)天(🌲)(tiān )要不向吴(wú )老二道歉(qiàn )吧看我咋收拾好你
王桂英哪(🔰)(nǎ )里肯(kěn )去(🥕)道歉
她见所有人(ré(✨)n )都奚落(luò )她(🈯)的不(😉)是顿时(😍)就气(🚢)的要撞墙自戕
更何况几人(🚶)的(📜)人(🍰)(rén )多把她给拉(🔩)(lā )住了
这(zhè(💅) )时(shí )候场(🌇)面僵在原地(📰)了(🐁)几(😠)方面都下不来台
更何况陈(😬)四虎从(🍥)房里(🌽)走了出来他向二(😒)舅道了歉还向许书(🛏)记(jì )只要管好老婆自愿来陪(🔗)偿(cháng )二舅三百块钱王桂英也被懦(❎)弱的陈(🆓)(chén )四(sì )虎气(qì )的一(yī(🙀) )时间(jiā(👒)n )回了(⛹)娘家事情才(cái )算告了一段(🍮)落
事(🚿)情下来了一年(👾)多(🚕)我(📶)又回来了一次二舅家吃(🚢)饭不(🏊)这回是白(📵)事
王桂英(yīng )那次(🔀)受(🛡)了气虽说对二舅(jiù )一家(jiā )耿耿(👩)(gěng )于(yú )怀但更(🎱)气陈(🤑)四虎的(🧛)太窝囊
她天天上更加变(biàn )本(🤼)加厉(🎎)的数落陈四虎的(🧞)懦弱(🙅)无能终于(🐞)(yú(⛷) )成功把(🚦)陈四虎给烧穿了
那(🅿)天二舅还(🔭)在城里去打(🥃)工二(🐇)舅妈一(🥗)个人在菜地干活的人
陈四(🐎)虎那着砍草的(🐓)镰刀来到菜地把二舅妈砍翻在地
镰刀(🕴)再锋利但(⏭)远远超出长(zhǎng )度也(🐝)没办法(📚)一下把人脑袋砍下(🈶)来
陈四虎面驳周边惊慌的村民(🔢)的面一镰刀一镰刀的砍下(🤗)了(le )二舅妈的(📴)脑袋
接着提着血淋淋的的脑袋回到家里扔到了王桂英面前
你(nǐ )看一下我(wǒ )倒底有(🍙)没窝囊废有(yǒu )胆量的村(🦃)(cūn )民伏在门缝上见到他这样的话问王(👉)桂英
王桂英被吓的魂不附体号陶痛(tòng )哭
陈四(🔣)虎得意地的压了(le )一(yī )桶水洗干净的手脚正坐在堂屋看电视节(jiē )目
很快(kuài )地(dì )J察就进(🏐)了村立即逮捕了(le )陈四虎
法医仵(wǔ )作验尸让亲戚邻里自己(jǐ )去看
大夏(👦)天(⏹)(tiān )放了(le )一两(liǎng )天的人(🦒)头(🛄)恶臭(🎰)很(hěn )难闻看完(wán )的人(👳)都吐(tǔ )了
吃东西的(de )那(💱)天王桂英(💑)是没有再找(zhǎo )你麻烦
她家的(📃)门(🌮)上落了锁没人明白了她去哪了(🎩)