丑陋片尾(👉)曲
丑陋的真(zhē(✳)n )相的片尾曲叫(🏜)(jiào )
RightRound
演(🏜)唱FloRidaKeha
编曲(🚡)创作TimbalandLukaszGottwald等音乐人(rén )
所属专辑HereComesTheWeekend
英文歌(🤥)(gē )词(🙃)
FloYouspinmyheadrightthirdbackround
Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown
KeshaYouspinmyheadrightroundswayround
Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown
FloHey
Walkoutthehousewithmyswagger
HopinwhichwithgirlIgotplacestogo
Peopletoseeanother
Ilookatmycrowdbecausetheyoutofcontrol
JustlikemymindwhereImgoing
yeswomenyesshortiesnonothingsometimesclothes
ohnostoppinnowmyparoleesonrole
Ilikemyjewelrythatsalwaysongold
Iknowthestormiscoming
Mypocketskeeptellingmeitsgonnashower
Callupmyhomiesitsonbutpoppintonight
Thenpopinthenightcuzitsmeanttobeours
Wekeepafadeawayshotcuzweballing
Itsplatinumpatronthatbeours
LilmamaIoweyoujustlikebeginningflowers
Girlyoutodrinkwithallwhetherwellpowerclubs
Youspinmyheadrightthirdbackround
Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown
Youspinmyheadrightroundwayround
Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown
FromthetopoflatterpoleIwatchhergodown
Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround
Aintnothinmoreromantictobefound
Itsgoindowndown
FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown
Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround
Aintnothinmorecharmingtobefound
Itsgoindowndown
Hey
ShawtymustknowImnotplayin
Mymoneyloveherlikeanumbaonefan
Dontlookatmymouthlethertalktomyfans
MyBenjaminFranklin
AcoupleofgrandsIgotrubberbands
Mypaperplanesmahanadance
Getdirtyallnightwhichspartofmything
Keepbuildingcastlesthatsmadeoutofsand
Sheswonderfullatterfireblazing
HotterthanGirlwontyoumovealilcloser
Timetogetpaiditscumulativewage
thoughbodybelongonaposter
Iminadazethatbottomiswavinatme
LikedamnitIknowyou
Youwannashowlikeagunoutofholster
TellmewhateverbecauseIllbeyourroper
Youspinmyheadrighthalfleftround
Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown
Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround
Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown
FromthetopofourpoleIwatchhergodown
Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround
Aintnothinmorebeautifultobefound
Itsgoindowndown
FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown
Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround
Aintnothingmorecharmingtobefound
ItsgoindowndownImfeelinmymoneyImoutofcontrol
SomebodyhelpmeShestakinmybankroll
sometimesImkinggolfanotherclubAndImwearinthecrown
PoppintheirbottlesTouchinsomemodels
Watchintheyassesgodowndown
Youspinmyheadrightroundrightround
Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown
Youspinmyheadrightstraightstopsround
Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown
Youspinmyheadrightstraightleftround
Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown
Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround
Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown
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大家(jiā )闷哼看(kàn )过来原来是(⛹)是(😷)(shì )院墙隔壁(😔)有一些(🙅)邪(🧖)秽的(🍽)东西不时飞过来
酒(📖)菜不能(néng )不能再吃一些(🎖)宾客的衣(yī )服也沾了脏很多人(😕)都气的怒骂
做(😧)(zuò )为(wéi )主人(rén )的二(💑)舅也就肯(kěn )定不能不(bú )闻不问
他跟宾客们道了几句歉(📢)就拿梯子爬到院墙和邻居对骂
王桂(📲)英我XXXXX你平(✨)时跟我瞎折腾我(wǒ )也(🖥)就忍了今(🍂)天你(🔐)去(😁)见(🥩)这样(yàng )多人跟我较劲我(wǒ )非撕烂(là(🐀)n )你(🕤)的嘴巴不(bú )可二舅站(🎶)(zhàn )在梯(🔡)子气(🌉)极败坏的骂(mà )道(🌉)
吴明宏你有胆子(🚖)就再(zài )试试你(🕞)(nǐ )一(⏪)天不(🚲)把事情(🌁)能解(🏵)(jiě )决(🐥)好老娘(⏸)就一天(tiān )不(🧤)放你(nǐ(🚓) )对面传他(tā )们来了一(yī )个妇女的骂声
二舅家农村的房(😍)(fáng )子是挨(🎾)得很近隔壁(bì )建的
以前(🎱)房(🐕)子一样(yàng )高下(😢)雨(😂)天各(gè )家(🕦)(jiā )屋上的雨水向着瓦片淌入(rù )各家院里
可二(♊)舅拆了旧房(🏪)起新房新(✌)房比隔壁的(🆗)房子高了(🚲)半米(mǐ )角上的雨水就往隔(gé )壁(🚖)屋顶上流(liú )肯定也(🤙)就进了他家的院(🕺)子(🌌)(zǐ )
不过这也并非有什(shí )么大事
流到院(yuàn )子里院子里的确就(jiù(😷) )有排水(shuǐ )沟能(💯)有(yǒu )什么东(🛁)(dōng )西(🔑)(xī(💊) )影响呢
不(🐐)过王桂英不这(zhè )样想
原来(🅾)(lá(👕)i )大家大都庄稼(👱)人靠(kào )天收成经(🚾)(jīng )济条件不多邻(🈯)里关系也美满和谐
可二(èr )舅(jiù(🔟) )这(zhè )几年地里活(huó )不忙(máng )就(🚩)(jiù )去城(⛱)里打(dǎ )零(👀)工挣的(🔓)钱(🍅)盖了这几间(🎡)新瓦(👙)房(fáng )
些农村(cūn )人就有这个(🔅)红眼(🗃)病见岂能别人比自(zì(😬) )己(💙)过的好(🏇)尤其是以前都觉(✈)得不如你自(zì )己的(🚏)
王(🧙)桂(☝)英就一直看(🍫)不起二(🐕)舅
王桂英的男人叫陈四虎(hǔ )
名字里面只不(🍵)过有个(🎪)(gè )虎字但是是只病猫
陈四(sì )虎老实(shí(😂) )的(❄)三棍子打不(🌲)出个屁来
他(tā )怕(🤰)事(shì )平时家里的事全是王桂(🐞)英撑(🔘)腰
今天二舅(🦗)摆(⛔)上梁酒(jiǔ )王桂英(⏹)不(🦋)知(zhī )好歹找碴陈四虎就(jiù )躲在(🦖)屋里不出(📋)头
陈四(🍗)虎你(✔)出(🛵)(chū )不出来管一管你(🛩)如(rú )果(🧜)这(👝)样再不论别怪(🌶)我一点也不(bú )客气了王桂英(🕎)骂的真的很难听手中还不(🛅)时的(de )铲(🔤)着鸡粪猪(👽)(zhū )粪往院(💻)子这边甩二舅实在是忍无(wú )可(🌝)忍的道
爹你跟他啰唆什么呢东西啊大表哥的(👧)确对二舅(jiù )实在(zài )是太温和的处理不(🎠)(bú )满
大表哥拿(👮)板凳攀过了院墙可(🎤)以打开了(le )隔壁(🖲)的大门
早守在门口的二表(💅)哥带着(🕠)兴(🦁)奋几个堂兄弟一拥而上夺过(🔔)(guò )王(wáng )桂(🤣)英手中(🍢)(zhōng )的铁锹出来是(🍔)一顿打
幸好村(🔮)里几个干(🐖)部也几人就(🍈)把众(🙀)(zhòng )人给(🕥)抽开了
王桂英(yīng )说要可以报警村(cūn )书记许红(🅰)星嘲弄道王桂(guì(🔜) )英你有脸(👪)打(🕯)110人家摆酒席你(nǐ )泼屎打了你又是活该倒霉你(📭)(nǐ(📭) )今(🌝)天要不向吴老二道歉吧看我咋收拾好你
王桂英哪(nǎ )里肯去道歉
她见所有人(👸)都奚落她的不(😐)(bú )是顿时就气的要(yào )撞墙自戕(🤭)
更何况几(📉)人的人多把她给拉住了
这时(⛰)候(👶)场面僵(🚟)在原(🙇)(yuán )地了几方面都下不来(🆚)(lái )台
更何况(🐍)陈四(🎻)虎从房里走了出(📖)来他向(xiàng )二舅道了歉(qiàn )还向许书记(👒)只(⏭)要管好老婆自(🏦)愿(🍬)(yuàn )来(♉)陪偿二舅(🚗)三百块钱(🎷)王桂英也被懦弱的陈(💿)四虎(hǔ )气的一时间回了娘家事情才算(suàn )告(📈)了一段落
事情下(🎌)来(🦕)了一年多我又回来了一次二舅家吃饭不这(🐺)回是白事
王桂英那次受了气虽(🎞)说对二(😘)舅一家耿耿(👀)于怀但更气(qì )陈四虎的太(🎇)窝囊
她天(👇)(tiān )天上(shàng )更加变本加厉的数落陈四虎的懦弱无(🌂)能终于成功把(🛁)陈四虎给烧(shāo )穿了(⚫)
那天(🦔)二舅还在城里去(🙌)打工(🤬)二舅(🍟)妈一(🆗)个人(🍽)在(🛌)菜地干活的人
陈(🎯)四虎那着砍草(🙁)的镰(📼)刀来到(🦅)菜地把二舅妈砍翻在地
镰(⛳)刀再锋利但远远(🌈)超出长度也(📦)没办法(💾)一下把人脑(nǎ(🎓)o )袋砍下来
陈四(🚲)虎面驳周边惊慌(🎩)的村(cū(📀)n )民的面一(🥇)镰(⛔)刀(🍈)一镰刀(👵)的(👒)砍(🙏)下(xià )了二舅妈的脑袋
接着提着血淋淋的的脑袋回到(dào )家里扔到了王桂英面前
你(nǐ )看一(🏑)下我倒底有没窝(🚏)(wō )囊废有胆量的村民伏(🗡)在(zài )门缝上见到(💭)他这(😰)(zhè )样的(de )话问王桂(📐)英(😡)
王桂英(yīng )被吓的魂不附体号陶(táo )痛哭(kū )
陈四虎得(🦆)意地的压(yā(👢) )了一桶水洗干净的手脚(🚢)正(❔)坐在堂屋看电视节目
很快地J察就进了村立(lì(🕜) )即逮捕了陈四(👊)虎
法(🚣)医仵(🛑)作(🧡)验(🥫)尸让亲戚邻里自己去看(🍘)
大(dà(💲) )夏天放了一两天的(📜)(de )人头恶臭(💪)很难闻(wé(🏴)n )看完的人都(dōu )吐了
吃东(dō(🤜)ng )西的那(💔)天王桂英是没有再找你麻烦
她家的门(mén )上落了锁(🌃)没人明(👹)白了(🤸)她去哪了(le )